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Oct. 31, 2013 - 7:42 p.m. Why I Hate Halloween "Hi honey, I'm home." "Great! Let's jump in the sack!" "Yay!" "....mmmmmmmmmm...." *knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock* "Hold on a sec, hon." . . . "Oh how cute, a pirate! And you're a princess, right darling?" . . . "Where were we? Oh yeah....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....."
. . . . "Well look at that - it's baby Dracula and Wonder Woman!" . . . . "...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...."
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. . . ************************************************************************* In other news, the elbow and shoulder doc gave me another shot and told me basically it's surgery now or nothing. There's no other course. I asked about amputation, but he pointed out that Red Tube videos would be a lot more frustrating with no arms. Good point. So I have to save up some serious cash (did you know anaesthesiologists don't take insurance and charge more per hour than I make in a life?) and then see if I can take some serious time off from work. We're talking 4 week in a cast for the shoulder, 6 weeks for the elbow. Then months of rehab. All so I can yank it pain-free like old times again. It's worth the price. So, yeah, again: sorry for the very sporadic updates. Typing at a desk like this is getting harder and harder. But I do want to leave you with one quick anecdote. When I was down in Chinatown last week these two transvestites tried to sell me a baby alligator, but *knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock* Oops, sorry. Gotta go give a Snickers bar to an 8 year old Miley Cyrus on a plastic wrecking ball. Kids. They grow up so fast. Ciao! . . *knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock* . . .
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