Apr. 12, 2019 - 5:53 p.m.

My Bloomers

No funny stories today.

I pulled in to my driveway this afternoon and saw my daffodils (well, NewWifey(tm)'s daffodils...I could give a shit about them) were dilling (that's what daffs do). It's actually kind of amazing, as the last of the winters' snow only melted a few hours ago.

Then I came inside to check how many fawning comments were left on my previous post (did I mention I GOT SECOND PLACE, fuckers?). Whilst scrolling through the hundreds and hundreds of them... ok, both of them ...I saw Cee's famous Foto O' the Day, Flower Edition was...daffodils!

Desperate for more Likes, I grabbed the Nikon and hit the dirt.

I like this composition, but I didn’t nail the focus. That foremost flower should be super sharp. I hope they don’t come and take my SECOND PLACE RIBBON back (did I mention I took SECOND PLACE in my very first photography competition? Well I did.):

Too shallow depth of field, but I like it anyway:

What a difference a couple of hours makes. The sun went down right behind the thing, giving it a surreal glow:

I think I posted this last year, but pretend I took it today, ok? I mean, we're all friends here, right? Right:

Ugh. Looking at that now I cringe. Talk about the newbie mistake of over sharpening! I don't have an editing program, but the little viewer that pops up when I upload a photo lets me choose from a few suggested "improvements". I think the power went to my head and I clicked "YES! YES! YES!" to everything for the first few months until I actually looked at the results and recoiled in horror. Now I pretty much just post 'em as the camera sees 'em.

Finally, these are not daffodils. They're my neighbor's dogs. Hounds, to be exact. Who do not. shut. up. for. anything. When I come out to glare at them they glare back...then start baying at the top of their lungs again:

They also use each other as footstools. And sometimes (often) sex toys. It's shameful.

Ok, it's Friday night. Go get drunk.

Ciao!

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