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Apr. 10, 2022 - I Am Not An Elk. Jan. 31, 2022 - Mount Meatloaf Jan. 27, 2022 - Birthday Jan. 16, 2022 - My New Laptop Dec. 25, 2021 - Krampus 2021 Dec. 23, 2021 - Depends Sept. 01, 2020 - My Long Awaited Dick Pic Aug. 01, 2020 - The Birds and the Bee Jun. 30, 2020 - It's Magic Jun. 18, 2020 - NewWifey(tm) and the Meatloaf of Doom May. 24, 2020 - Oh, Baby! Apr. 26, 2020 - Time to Fly Apr. 01, 2020 - But who's counting. Mar. 23, 2020 - WTOM, on the air! Mar. 17, 2020 - Curse o' the Irish Mar. 14, 2020 - Italians and Wolves at the Door Feb. 07, 2020 - Is it just me? Feb. 06, 2020 - Chief Among Us Jan. 27, 2020 - Another Candle. Jan. 11, 2020 - A Little Prick Dec. 28, 2019 - Game On! Dec. 24, 2019 - The Lasagna With Meat Sauce Board of Standards Wins Christmas! Dec. 21, 2019 - Sally forth! Apr. 27, 2019 - Power of Attorney Apr. 12, 2019 - My Bloomers Apr. 06, 2019 - Picture (almost) Perfect Mar. 13, 2019 - Pound of Flesh Feb. 01, 2019 - A New Wrinkle Jan. 25, 2019 - 116 Jan. 06, 2019 - Waka/Alpaca Dec. 26, 2018 - Oh, Henry! Dec. 16, 2018 - Babe. Dec. 08, 2018 - Oprah's Bird Nov. 22, 2018 - RECIPE: Thanksgiving "Roast Butternut with Port and Possum" Soup Nov. 17, 2018 - It's a Girl! Mar. 23, 2018 - The Birds and the Bees Feb. 24, 2018 - Meat and Greet Feb. 11, 2018 - Oscar Feb. 04, 2018 - Loafing Feb. 03, 2018 - Hasty Pudding Jan. 27, 2018 - Losing My Soul on the Stairway to Heaven Jan. 23, 2018 - The Diet of Worms Jan. 12, 2018 - Strut Dec. 30, 2017 - I shoulda said "Neptune".... Dec. 28, 2017 - No Pony Dec. 23, 2017 - Cloud Rape Dec. 17, 2017 - Cooking With Cat Dec. 11, 2017 - Click Clique Dec. 06, 2017 - My Wife Got Shingles Nov. 26, 2017 - Breasts! Nov. 22, 2017 - #1 Nov. 03, 2017 - Jet Packs! Oct. 13, 2017 - I'm Giving Up Swinging Jul. 27, 2017 - 4.543 Billion, To Be Exact Jul. 14, 2017 - The Garter Belt Jul. 02, 2017 - Bite Me Jun. 11, 2017 - Midnight Pussy May. 28, 2017 - A Crack in the Sand May. 19, 2017 - White Trash May. 07, 2017 - Ticked Off Apr. 30, 2017 - Depends Apr. 09, 2017 - Sorry, Syria :( Apr. 08, 2017 - Date Night Apr. 05, 2017 - Wolf, Interrupted. Apr. 01, 2017 - Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute Mar. 26, 2017 - 615! Mar. 22, 2017 - The Heat is On. Mar. 18, 2017 - The Troubles Mar. 17, 2017 - O'Leftovers Mar. 13, 2017 - The Trouble With Banana Pudding Mar. 11, 2017 - Sew It Goes Feb. 28, 2017 - PLEASE MA'AM MAY I HAVE ANOTHER Feb. 25, 2017 - Nailed Feb. 17, 2017 - I'm Gonna Mount a Girl! Feb. 15, 2017 - Nuts Jan. 31, 2017 - Taking Stock Jan. 27, 2017 - Broccoli and Beer and Tiny Apple Pie Jan. 25, 2017 - Wax On, Wax Off Jan. 21, 2017 - Washington or Busts! Jan. 16, 2017 - 2-G, or not 2-G. Dec. 26, 2016 - Little Wifey Lou Who Dec. 24, 2016 - Crunch Time Dec. 11, 2016 - My Daily Breads Nov. 18, 2016 - Stuck on You Nov. 11, 2016 - The Breast of Times Nov. 09, 2016 - 9/11 Nov. 02, 2016 - The Best Bread Pudding You'll Never Make Oct. 15, 2016 - Decision 2016 Oct. 02, 2016 - Expansionism My Ass Sept. 25, 2016 - Spice Girl Sept. 23, 2016 - Plum Crazy Sept. 04, 2016 - Cooking For One Sept. 02, 2016 - The Real Man Blues Aug. 31, 2016 - One. More. Day. Aug. 27, 2016 - DangerSingle Aug. 24, 2016 - Signs, Signs, Everywhere There's Signs Aug. 14, 2016 - Whey To Go! Aug. 12, 2016 - Poster Boy Aug. 07, 2016 - Windows 95 Aug. 02, 2016 - Fromage d’Spouse Jul. 21, 2016 - "Hi Dr. Nick!" Jul. 19, 2016 - Context. Jul. 18, 2016 - Note to self. Jul. 16, 2016 - Perspective Jul. 12, 2016 - Submariner Jul. 01, 2016 - 15 Crystals Jun. 20, 2016 - Suck it up, Cupcake. Jun. 18, 2016 - Pussy May. 23, 2016 - Change May. 17, 2016 - It was the breast of times.... May. 14, 2016 - Three Bucks Feb. 21, 2016 - I Blew It. Feb. 18, 2016 - Pressed For Words Feb. 13, 2016 - 79 Years Too Late Jan. 27, 2016 - Joannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart Jan. 23, 2016 - Cum again? Jan. 09, 2016 - Gimme a ring. Jan. 03, 2016 - Raising the Bar Nov. 15, 2015 - Too soon...? Nov. 13, 2015 - And your little dog, too. Nov. 12, 2015 - Who? Nov. 08, 2015 - Chuckie Oct. 31, 2015 - Coming Out Oct. 18, 2015 - Molly and JoyJoy Sept. 29, 2015 - Getting Lei'd in Colorado Sept. 24, 2015 - The Pope is coming to NY! Sept. 20, 2015 - Let's Meat Again. Sept. 11, 2015 - The Two Towers, redux Jul. 04, 2015 - Mr. Enabler Jun. 14, 2015 - What's the Diff? May. 25, 2015 - Celebrations May. 16, 2015 - My Chinny Chin Chin May. 09, 2015 - The Hunger Shave Mar. 20, 2015 - The Cost of Turnips Mar. 02, 2015 - Number 4 Feb. 14, 2015 - I Go Where I'm Towed Feb. 08, 2015 - Diverticul-iiiiiiiiiiiiii-tis! Jan. 26, 2015 - You Don't Know Jack Jan. 21, 2015 - KitchenAid Kunundrum Jan. 18, 2015 - Worth a Thousand Words Jan. 10, 2015 - So Long Island Dec. 29, 2014 - *test* Dec. 19, 2014 - TRIUMPH! Dec. 09, 2014 - Lost Cat Dec. 04, 2014 - The Wonder Years Dec. 01, 2014 - Ghost of Turkey Past Nov. 26, 2014 - Fowl Weather Nov. 17, 2014 - Midlife crisis, or just girls in tanks? Nov. 07, 2014 - Really Awful Joke Time! Nov. 02, 2014 - Faith Sept. 10, 2014 - Serene Terrine Sept. 09, 2014 - Joke Sept. 07, 2014 - Wine Geekery Sept. 01, 2014 - The Weaker Sex Aug. 23, 2014 - Kiss of the Spider Woman, or Man Aug. 17, 2014 - Hives Aug. 14, 2014 - A good walk, bruined. Aug. 12, 2014 - Robin Williams Aug. 11, 2014 - Blending In Aug. 03, 2014 - 2nd Base Jul. 08, 2014 - Grado SR-125i Jun. 28, 2014 - To arms! To arms! Jun. 26, 2014 - Il cane mangia una formica. Jun. 19, 2014 - Armed and Dangerspouse May. 15, 2014 - Elbow Room May. 11, 2014 - Tommy John and me. Feb. 15, 2014 - *ring*...*ring*... Feb. 07, 2014 - Corporate Life Jan. 28, 2014 - Le Tradition Jan. 02, 2014 - Hercules Dec. 25, 2013 - IT'S A PONY!! Dec. 22, 2013 - By An Open Fire Dec. 16, 2013 - Oh god, not more food Dec. 14, 2013 - The Lemon Grab Dec. 08, 2013 - If It Bleeds, It Leads Nov. 27, 2013 - Sacrificial Lamb Nov. 23, 2013 - Sober. And Not Happy About It. Nov. 22, 2013 - Bowser Nov. 11, 2013 - Kishke My Ass Nov. 05, 2013 - Another Death in Another Mall Oct. 31, 2013 - Why I Hate Holloween Oct. 12, 2013 - Baked Apple Pie Apple Oct. 05, 2013 - Some Knuckle In Your Eyeballs (and a joke) Sept. 25, 2013 - The Eggs and I Sept. 22, 2013 - The Gap Sept. 15, 2013 - "Welcome to WalMart." Sept. 07, 2013 - Basundi and Tea Aug. 24, 2013 - Cross Eyes Jul. 13, 2013 - A Fowl Brew Jul. 09, 2013 - So I Married a Gay Guy Jul. 04, 2013 - The Lovebirds Jun. 28, 2013 - Science Jun. 22, 2013 - Exhausted Jun. 16, 2013 - Cat in the Rack Jun. 13, 2013 - Latest Thing That Got Me In Trouble Jun. 09, 2013 - Guy Stuff Feb. 26, 2013 - When you gotta go.... Feb. 16, 2013 - My wife. The pig. Feb. 09, 2013 - The Big Dig Feb. 06, 2013 - Sauerkraut Bread? Jan. 29, 2013 - The M&M Dec. 22, 2012 - Blending In Dec. 12, 2012 - White Lightnin' and Throwed Rolls Dec. 02, 2012 - The Black Camel Nov. 05, 2012 - Mad Max Oct. 30, 2012 - Sandy blows. Oct. 22, 2012 - Hail Bacchus! Oct. 21, 2012 - Wineauxs Jul. 07, 2012 - Is This Thing On? Jul. 01, 2012 - Eleven. Jun. 24, 2012 - Banambien Jul. 01, 2011 - Nuts. Apr. 08, 2011 - Silver Sufadiazine Oct. 29, 2010 - Bear With Me Sept. 11, 2010 - The Two Towers Dec. 10, 2009 - Tigger Nov. 27, 2008 - The Plan Oct. 01, 2008 - Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Feb. 02, 2008 - The Food Chain Dec. 02, 2007 - Core Values Apr. 19, 2007 - The Big Chill Dec. 12, 2006 - Smear Campaign Aug. 03, 2006 - Uninvited Guest Entry Jul. 19, 2006 - Tyler Florence Fucked My Wife Apr. 11, 2006 - Sunny and Mild Mar. 28, 2006 - Irish Soda Bread Mar. 16, 2006 - By My Own Petard Feb. 16, 2006 - Dogfish Feb. 06, 2006 - FRANKENWIFEY! Dec. 31, 2005 - Nog me, bartender! Dec. 06, 2005 - Dangerspouse Goes Under Sept. 03, 2005 - A Spouse By Any Other Name. Aug. 23, 2005 - It's A Girl Eat Girl World May. 18, 2005 - Pin Up Girl Apr. 20, 2005 - DangerMix Song List! Mar. 27, 2005 - Erin Go Blah Mar. 16, 2005 - STOP THE MADNESS!! Mar. 12, 2005 - It's Only Rock and Roll Mar. 06, 2005 - Pad Thai Feb. 19, 2005 - Monkey See, Monkey Dead Feb. 15, 2005 - Counter Terrorism Feb. 08, 2005 - Web Glogging Jan. 29, 2005 - Pretty In Pink Jan. 25, 2005 - Hot Blowjob Action!! Jan. 22, 2005 - Wasabi Nuts Jan. 12, 2005 - Dangerspouse Loses His Sole Jan. 06, 2005 - Dog Tits and Wet Pussy Jan. 01, 2005 - Clam Up Dec. 28, 2004 - So I Married A Pedophile Dec. 23, 2004 - Tiny Twats Dec. 22, 2004 - Cooking For Osama Dec. 14, 2004 - You'd Better Not Cry - Santa's Dead. Nov. 01, 2004 - I Want Candy! Oct. 31, 2004 - Talkin' Turkey Oct. 25, 2004 - Thanx, Yanx! Oct. 16, 2004 - Dangerspouse Fleas Canada Oct. 12, 2004 - Stuff and Nonesense Oct. 11, 2004 - Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Oct. 31, 2004 - See Food Sept. 27, 2004 - Annoying Canadian Customs Sept. 27, 2004 - Annoying Canadian Customs Sept. 17, 2004 - "In your face, Flanders!" Sept. 15, 2004 - Homeland Security Sept. 09, 2004 - Ten-HUT! Sept. 04, 2004 - Hooah! Aug. 30, 2004 - Wanna Be My Friend? Aug. 14, 2004 - Water Log Aug. 13, 2004 - Big Gay Jim Aug. 12, 2004 - Tom Thumb Aug. 07, 2004 - Grand Funk Rail Mode Jul. 27, 2004 - "Mule!" "Nag!!" Jul. 15, 2004 - Cheeky Jul. 12, 2004 - My Car Stinks Jul. 11, 2004 - My Boring Buns Jul. 07, 2004 - Anniversary Was A Gas! Jul. 02, 2004 - WOMEN!! Jun. 30, 2004 - She's Gettin' What She Got Jun. 28, 2004 - Have a Cow, Man! Jun. 25, 2004 - Covering My Ass Jun. 19, 2004 - Fly Home Jun. 16, 2004 - Tails of the Tailless Jun. 15, 2004 - oops Jun. 11, 2004 - Animals and Assholes Jun. 07, 2004 - Earnin' My Scratch Jun. 03, 2004 - Divine Retribution May. 26, 2004 - Dangerspouse Gets Down May. 24, 2004 - ChamPAIN May. 21, 2004 - Liar's Club May. 20, 2004 - SPANK MY MONKEY! May. 18, 2004 - Wherein My Big Johnson Gets Me Into Trouble May. 15, 2004 - General Hospital May. 08, 2004 - Carry On, Carrion. Apr. 16, 2004 - Panic Button Apr. 12, 2004 - Mice Will Play Apr. 10, 2004 - Victoria's Secret Instructions Apr. 05, 2004 - I'm a Poet and I Didn't Realize It Apr. 03, 2004 - Prosciutto Mio Mar. 29, 2004 - DangerJob and DangerFood Mar. 26, 2004 - HSSSSSSSSSSSS...SPLAT! Mar. 23, 2004 - Silk Purse Mar. 21, 2004 - Mother Fucking Mar. 18, 2004 - Irish Bound Mar. 16, 2004 - NewWifey(tm) To Get 8 Inches Finally Mar. 14, 2004 - Hide Your Daughters: My Pic. Mar. 13, 2004 - Radio Ga Ga Mar. 12, 2004 - Driving A Point Home Mar. 10, 2004 - P is for Pussy Mar. 08, 2004 - Food, Glorious Food Mar. 06, 2004 - Bite Me Mar. 03, 2004 - Face Off Mar. 01, 2004 - Schadenfreude Feb. 27, 2004 - Depends Feb. 25, 2004 - Me and my Big Mouth. Feb. 23, 2004 - Penguins By The Yard Feb. 21, 2004 - I Am A Flamer Feb. 20, 2004 - Baby, It's You! Feb. 18, 2004 - Floored Feb. 14, 2004 - Robin Hood. Feb. 10, 2004 - Singin' the Sensitive Male Blues Feb. 08, 2004 - Culpa My Ass Feb. 07, 2004 - Dude! I Got One! Feb. 01, 2004 - For Whom the Dell Tolls. Maybe. Jan. 18, 2004 - Frantically Trying to Post ANYTHING! Jan. 03, 2004 - Computers and In-Laws and Drunks, Oh My! Dec. 13, 2003 - Lost at C Dec. 09, 2003 - Obligatory Penis Entry Dec. 04, 2003 - Logging On Dec. 02, 2003 - Days of Wine and Roses. And Shit. Nov. 29, 2003 - The Play's The Thing Nov. 26, 2003 - Fowl Time Nov. 24, 2003 - Here's Looking At You Nov. 20, 2003 - Dangerspouse Gets Some Pussy! Nov. 19, 2003 - Arbeit Macht Gesundheit Nov. 17, 2003 - It's Nipply Out Nov. 14, 2003 - Good Lord, Those Are Nice Tits! Nov. 12, 2003 - "There's a Holiday Between Halloween and Christmas??" Nov. 11, 2003 - Fish in a Barrel Day Nov. 10, 2003 - The Wrath of Grapes Nov. 08, 2003 - "It's pronounced 'Tie-tanno'. Jerk." Nov. 02, 2003 - Obligatory "What I Did For Halloween" Entry Oct. 31, 2003 - Pappa's Got a Squeeze Box Oct. 29, 2003 - Radiogurl Eye For the Stupid Guy Oct. 28, 2003 - The Agony of Her Feet Oct. 26, 2003 - Ladies and...ok, Just the Ladies: Start Your Engines! Oct. 25, 2003 - Vacation Day 2, and slacking fast. Oct. 24, 2003 - Vacation, Day 1 Oct. 23, 2003 - I'm On Vacation! At Work!! Woo Hoo!!! Oct. 22, 2003 - Ya Big Ape! Oct. 21, 2003 - DangerSpouse Saves The Day!...but doesn't. (Pt.2) Oct. 18, 2003 - The New Urinal Cakes Are Here! The New Urinal Cakes Are Here! Oct. 17, 2003 - DangerSpouse Saves the Day!...but doesn't. (Pt.1) Oct. 15, 2003 - THE CUBS WIN!!! Oct. 14, 2003 - Disjointed Tuesday Rambling Oct. 10, 2003 - Gasp! Oct. 08, 2003 - You Have Been Warned Oct. 08, 2003 - Less Fart, More Doug Oct. 06, 2003 - Would You Like Garlic With Your Garlic Soup? Oct. 03, 2003 - Kathy and the Jalepenos of Doom! Oct. 01, 2003 - Oh deer. Sept. 29, 2003 - Well well well.... Sept. 29, 2003 - Dog Day Afternoon Sept. 27, 2003 - Channeling Barney Sept. 27, 2003 - *Testing, testing...this thing on?*
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