Apr. 10, 2022 - I Am Not An Elk.
Jan. 31, 2022 - Mount Meatloaf
Jan. 27, 2022 - Birthday
Jan. 16, 2022 - My New Laptop
Dec. 25, 2021 - Krampus 2021
Dec. 23, 2021 - Depends
Sept. 01, 2020 - My Long Awaited Dick Pic
Aug. 01, 2020 - The Birds and the Bee
Jun. 30, 2020 - It's Magic
Jun. 18, 2020 - NewWifey(tm) and the Meatloaf of Doom
May. 24, 2020 - Oh, Baby!
Apr. 26, 2020 - Time to Fly
Apr. 01, 2020 - But who's counting.
Mar. 23, 2020 - WTOM, on the air!
Mar. 17, 2020 - Curse o' the Irish
Mar. 14, 2020 - Italians and Wolves at the Door
Feb. 07, 2020 - Is it just me?
Feb. 06, 2020 - Chief Among Us
Jan. 27, 2020 - Another Candle.
Jan. 11, 2020 - A Little Prick
Dec. 28, 2019 - Game On!
Dec. 24, 2019 - The Lasagna With Meat Sauce Board of Standards Wins Christmas!
Dec. 21, 2019 - Sally forth!
Apr. 27, 2019 - Power of Attorney
Apr. 12, 2019 - My Bloomers
Apr. 06, 2019 - Picture (almost) Perfect
Mar. 13, 2019 - Pound of Flesh
Feb. 01, 2019 - A New Wrinkle
Jan. 25, 2019 - 116
Jan. 06, 2019 - Waka/Alpaca
Dec. 26, 2018 - Oh, Henry!
Dec. 16, 2018 - Babe.
Dec. 08, 2018 - Oprah's Bird
Nov. 22, 2018 - RECIPE: Thanksgiving "Roast Butternut with Port and Possum" Soup
Nov. 17, 2018 - It's a Girl!
Mar. 23, 2018 - The Birds and the Bees
Feb. 24, 2018 - Meat and Greet
Feb. 11, 2018 - Oscar
Feb. 04, 2018 - Loafing
Feb. 03, 2018 - Hasty Pudding
Jan. 27, 2018 - Losing My Soul on the Stairway to Heaven
Jan. 23, 2018 - The Diet of Worms
Jan. 12, 2018 - Strut
Dec. 30, 2017 - I shoulda said "Neptune"....
Dec. 28, 2017 - No Pony
Dec. 23, 2017 - Cloud Rape
Dec. 17, 2017 - Cooking With Cat
Dec. 11, 2017 - Click Clique
Dec. 06, 2017 - My Wife Got Shingles
Nov. 26, 2017 - Breasts!
Nov. 22, 2017 - #1
Nov. 03, 2017 - Jet Packs!
Oct. 13, 2017 - I'm Giving Up Swinging
Jul. 27, 2017 - 4.543 Billion, To Be Exact
Jul. 14, 2017 - The Garter Belt
Jul. 02, 2017 - Bite Me
Jun. 11, 2017 - Midnight Pussy
May. 28, 2017 - A Crack in the Sand
May. 19, 2017 - White Trash
May. 07, 2017 - Ticked Off
Apr. 30, 2017 - Depends
Apr. 09, 2017 - Sorry, Syria :(
Apr. 08, 2017 - Date Night
Apr. 05, 2017 - Wolf, Interrupted.
Apr. 01, 2017 - Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute
Mar. 26, 2017 - 615!
Mar. 22, 2017 - The Heat is On.
Mar. 18, 2017 - The Troubles
Mar. 17, 2017 - O'Leftovers
Mar. 13, 2017 - The Trouble With Banana Pudding
Mar. 11, 2017 - Sew It Goes
Feb. 28, 2017 - PLEASE MA'AM MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
Feb. 25, 2017 - Nailed
Feb. 17, 2017 - I'm Gonna Mount a Girl!
Feb. 15, 2017 - Nuts
Jan. 31, 2017 - Taking Stock
Jan. 27, 2017 - Broccoli and Beer and Tiny Apple Pie
Jan. 25, 2017 - Wax On, Wax Off
Jan. 21, 2017 - Washington or Busts!
Jan. 16, 2017 - 2-G, or not 2-G.
Dec. 26, 2016 - Little Wifey Lou Who
Dec. 24, 2016 - Crunch Time
Dec. 11, 2016 - My Daily Breads
Nov. 18, 2016 - Stuck on You
Nov. 11, 2016 - The Breast of Times
Nov. 09, 2016 - 9/11
Nov. 02, 2016 - The Best Bread Pudding You'll Never Make
Oct. 15, 2016 - Decision 2016
Oct. 02, 2016 - Expansionism My Ass
Sept. 25, 2016 - Spice Girl
Sept. 23, 2016 - Plum Crazy
Sept. 04, 2016 - Cooking For One
Sept. 02, 2016 - The Real Man Blues
Aug. 31, 2016 - One. More. Day.
Aug. 27, 2016 - DangerSingle
Aug. 24, 2016 - Signs, Signs, Everywhere There's Signs
Aug. 14, 2016 - Whey To Go!
Aug. 12, 2016 - Poster Boy
Aug. 07, 2016 - Windows 95
Aug. 02, 2016 - Fromage d’Spouse
Jul. 21, 2016 - "Hi Dr. Nick!"
Jul. 19, 2016 - Context.
Jul. 18, 2016 - Note to self.
Jul. 16, 2016 - Perspective
Jul. 12, 2016 - Submariner
Jul. 01, 2016 - 15 Crystals
Jun. 20, 2016 - Suck it up, Cupcake.
Jun. 18, 2016 - Pussy
May. 23, 2016 - Change
May. 17, 2016 - It was the breast of times....
May. 14, 2016 - Three Bucks
Feb. 21, 2016 - I Blew It.
Feb. 18, 2016 - Pressed For Words
Feb. 13, 2016 - 79 Years Too Late
Jan. 27, 2016 - Joannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart
Jan. 23, 2016 - Cum again?
Jan. 09, 2016 - Gimme a ring.
Jan. 03, 2016 - Raising the Bar
Nov. 15, 2015 - Too soon...?
Nov. 13, 2015 - And your little dog, too.
Nov. 12, 2015 - Who?
Nov. 08, 2015 - Chuckie
Oct. 31, 2015 - Coming Out
Oct. 18, 2015 - Molly and JoyJoy
Sept. 29, 2015 - Getting Lei'd in Colorado
Sept. 24, 2015 - The Pope is coming to NY!
Sept. 20, 2015 - Let's Meat Again.
Sept. 11, 2015 - The Two Towers, redux
Jul. 04, 2015 - Mr. Enabler
Jun. 14, 2015 - What's the Diff?
May. 25, 2015 - Celebrations
May. 16, 2015 - My Chinny Chin Chin
May. 09, 2015 - The Hunger Shave
Mar. 20, 2015 - The Cost of Turnips
Mar. 02, 2015 - Number 4
Feb. 14, 2015 - I Go Where I'm Towed
Feb. 08, 2015 - Diverticul-iiiiiiiiiiiiii-tis!
Jan. 26, 2015 - You Don't Know Jack
Jan. 21, 2015 - KitchenAid Kunundrum
Jan. 18, 2015 - Worth a Thousand Words
Jan. 10, 2015 - So Long Island
Dec. 29, 2014 - *test*
Dec. 19, 2014 - TRIUMPH!
Dec. 09, 2014 - Lost Cat
Dec. 04, 2014 - The Wonder Years
Dec. 01, 2014 - Ghost of Turkey Past
Nov. 26, 2014 - Fowl Weather
Nov. 17, 2014 - Midlife crisis, or just girls in tanks?
Nov. 07, 2014 - Really Awful Joke Time!
Nov. 02, 2014 - Faith
Sept. 10, 2014 - Serene Terrine
Sept. 09, 2014 - Joke
Sept. 07, 2014 - Wine Geekery
Sept. 01, 2014 - The Weaker Sex
Aug. 23, 2014 - Kiss of the Spider Woman, or Man
Aug. 17, 2014 - Hives
Aug. 14, 2014 - A good walk, bruined.
Aug. 12, 2014 - Robin Williams
Aug. 11, 2014 - Blending In
Aug. 03, 2014 - 2nd Base
Jul. 08, 2014 - Grado SR-125i
Jun. 28, 2014 - To arms! To arms!
Jun. 26, 2014 - Il cane mangia una formica.
Jun. 19, 2014 - Armed and Dangerspouse
May. 15, 2014 - Elbow Room
May. 11, 2014 - Tommy John and me.
Feb. 15, 2014 - *ring*...*ring*...
Feb. 07, 2014 - Corporate Life
Jan. 28, 2014 - Le Tradition
Jan. 02, 2014 - Hercules
Dec. 25, 2013 - IT'S A PONY!!
Dec. 22, 2013 - By An Open Fire
Dec. 16, 2013 - Oh god, not more food
Dec. 14, 2013 - The Lemon Grab
Dec. 08, 2013 - If It Bleeds, It Leads
Nov. 27, 2013 - Sacrificial Lamb
Nov. 23, 2013 - Sober. And Not Happy About It.
Nov. 22, 2013 - Bowser
Nov. 11, 2013 - Kishke My Ass
Nov. 05, 2013 - Another Death in Another Mall
Oct. 31, 2013 - Why I Hate Holloween
Oct. 12, 2013 - Baked Apple Pie Apple
Oct. 05, 2013 - Some Knuckle In Your Eyeballs (and a joke)
Sept. 25, 2013 - The Eggs and I
Sept. 22, 2013 - The Gap
Sept. 15, 2013 - "Welcome to WalMart."
Sept. 07, 2013 - Basundi and Tea
Aug. 24, 2013 - Cross Eyes
Jul. 13, 2013 - A Fowl Brew
Jul. 09, 2013 - So I Married a Gay Guy
Jul. 04, 2013 - The Lovebirds
Jun. 28, 2013 - Science
Jun. 22, 2013 - Exhausted
Jun. 16, 2013 - Cat in the Rack
Jun. 13, 2013 - Latest Thing That Got Me In Trouble
Jun. 09, 2013 - Guy Stuff
Feb. 26, 2013 - When you gotta go....
Feb. 16, 2013 - My wife. The pig.
Feb. 09, 2013 - The Big Dig
Feb. 06, 2013 - Sauerkraut Bread?
Jan. 29, 2013 - The M&M
Dec. 22, 2012 - Blending In
Dec. 12, 2012 - White Lightnin' and Throwed Rolls
Dec. 02, 2012 - The Black Camel
Nov. 05, 2012 - Mad Max
Oct. 30, 2012 - Sandy blows.
Oct. 22, 2012 - Hail Bacchus!
Oct. 21, 2012 - Wineauxs
Jul. 07, 2012 - Is This Thing On?
Jul. 01, 2012 - Eleven.
Jun. 24, 2012 - Banambien
Jul. 01, 2011 - Nuts.
Apr. 08, 2011 - Silver Sufadiazine
Oct. 29, 2010 - Bear With Me
Sept. 11, 2010 - The Two Towers
Dec. 10, 2009 - Tigger
Nov. 27, 2008 - The Plan
Oct. 01, 2008 - Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Feb. 02, 2008 - The Food Chain
Dec. 02, 2007 - Core Values
Apr. 19, 2007 - The Big Chill
Dec. 12, 2006 - Smear Campaign
Aug. 03, 2006 - Uninvited Guest Entry
Jul. 19, 2006 - Tyler Florence Fucked My Wife
Apr. 11, 2006 - Sunny and Mild
Mar. 28, 2006 - Irish Soda Bread
Mar. 16, 2006 - By My Own Petard
Feb. 16, 2006 - Dogfish
Feb. 06, 2006 - FRANKENWIFEY!
Dec. 31, 2005 - Nog me, bartender!
Dec. 06, 2005 - Dangerspouse Goes Under
Sept. 03, 2005 - A Spouse By Any Other Name.
Aug. 23, 2005 - It's A Girl Eat Girl World
May. 18, 2005 - Pin Up Girl
Apr. 20, 2005 - DangerMix Song List!
Mar. 27, 2005 - Erin Go Blah
Mar. 16, 2005 - STOP THE MADNESS!!
Mar. 12, 2005 - It's Only Rock and Roll
Mar. 06, 2005 - Pad Thai
Feb. 19, 2005 - Monkey See, Monkey Dead
Feb. 15, 2005 - Counter Terrorism
Feb. 08, 2005 - Web Glogging
Jan. 29, 2005 - Pretty In Pink
Jan. 25, 2005 - Hot Blowjob Action!!
Jan. 22, 2005 - Wasabi Nuts
Jan. 12, 2005 - Dangerspouse Loses His Sole
Jan. 06, 2005 - Dog Tits and Wet Pussy
Jan. 01, 2005 - Clam Up
Dec. 28, 2004 - So I Married A Pedophile
Dec. 23, 2004 - Tiny Twats
Dec. 22, 2004 - Cooking For Osama
Dec. 14, 2004 - You'd Better Not Cry - Santa's Dead.
Nov. 01, 2004 - I Want Candy!
Oct. 31, 2004 - Talkin' Turkey
Oct. 25, 2004 - Thanx, Yanx!
Oct. 16, 2004 - Dangerspouse Fleas Canada
Oct. 12, 2004 - Stuff and Nonesense
Oct. 11, 2004 - Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Oct. 31, 2004 - See Food
Sept. 27, 2004 - Annoying Canadian Customs
Sept. 27, 2004 - Annoying Canadian Customs
Sept. 17, 2004 - "In your face, Flanders!"
Sept. 15, 2004 - Homeland Security
Sept. 09, 2004 - Ten-HUT!
Sept. 04, 2004 - Hooah!
Aug. 30, 2004 - Wanna Be My Friend?
Aug. 14, 2004 - Water Log
Aug. 13, 2004 - Big Gay Jim
Aug. 12, 2004 - Tom Thumb
Aug. 07, 2004 - Grand Funk Rail Mode
Jul. 27, 2004 - "Mule!" "Nag!!"
Jul. 15, 2004 - Cheeky
Jul. 12, 2004 - My Car Stinks
Jul. 11, 2004 - My Boring Buns
Jul. 07, 2004 - Anniversary Was A Gas!
Jul. 02, 2004 - WOMEN!!
Jun. 30, 2004 - She's Gettin' What She Got
Jun. 28, 2004 - Have a Cow, Man!
Jun. 25, 2004 - Covering My Ass
Jun. 19, 2004 - Fly Home
Jun. 16, 2004 - Tails of the Tailless
Jun. 15, 2004 - oops
Jun. 11, 2004 - Animals and Assholes
Jun. 07, 2004 - Earnin' My Scratch
Jun. 03, 2004 - Divine Retribution
May. 26, 2004 - Dangerspouse Gets Down
May. 24, 2004 - ChamPAIN
May. 21, 2004 - Liar's Club
May. 20, 2004 - SPANK MY MONKEY!
May. 18, 2004 - Wherein My Big Johnson Gets Me Into Trouble
May. 15, 2004 - General Hospital
May. 08, 2004 - Carry On, Carrion.
Apr. 16, 2004 - Panic Button
Apr. 12, 2004 - Mice Will Play
Apr. 10, 2004 - Victoria's Secret Instructions
Apr. 05, 2004 - I'm a Poet and I Didn't Realize It
Apr. 03, 2004 - Prosciutto Mio
Mar. 29, 2004 - DangerJob and DangerFood
Mar. 26, 2004 - HSSSSSSSSSSSS...SPLAT!
Mar. 23, 2004 - Silk Purse
Mar. 21, 2004 - Mother Fucking
Mar. 18, 2004 - Irish Bound
Mar. 16, 2004 - NewWifey(tm) To Get 8 Inches Finally
Mar. 14, 2004 - Hide Your Daughters: My Pic.
Mar. 13, 2004 - Radio Ga Ga
Mar. 12, 2004 - Driving A Point Home
Mar. 10, 2004 - P is for Pussy
Mar. 08, 2004 - Food, Glorious Food
Mar. 06, 2004 - Bite Me
Mar. 03, 2004 - Face Off
Mar. 01, 2004 - Schadenfreude
Feb. 27, 2004 - Depends
Feb. 25, 2004 - Me and my Big Mouth.
Feb. 23, 2004 - Penguins By The Yard
Feb. 21, 2004 - I Am A Flamer
Feb. 20, 2004 - Baby, It's You!
Feb. 18, 2004 - Floored
Feb. 14, 2004 - Robin Hood.
Feb. 10, 2004 - Singin' the Sensitive Male Blues
Feb. 08, 2004 - Culpa My Ass
Feb. 07, 2004 - Dude! I Got One!
Feb. 01, 2004 - For Whom the Dell Tolls. Maybe.
Jan. 18, 2004 - Frantically Trying to Post ANYTHING!
Jan. 03, 2004 - Computers and In-Laws and Drunks, Oh My!
Dec. 13, 2003 - Lost at C
Dec. 09, 2003 - Obligatory Penis Entry
Dec. 04, 2003 - Logging On
Dec. 02, 2003 - Days of Wine and Roses. And Shit.
Nov. 29, 2003 - The Play's The Thing
Nov. 26, 2003 - Fowl Time
Nov. 24, 2003 - Here's Looking At You
Nov. 20, 2003 - Dangerspouse Gets Some Pussy!
Nov. 19, 2003 - Arbeit Macht Gesundheit
Nov. 17, 2003 - It's Nipply Out
Nov. 14, 2003 - Good Lord, Those Are Nice Tits!
Nov. 12, 2003 - "There's a Holiday Between Halloween and Christmas??"
Nov. 11, 2003 - Fish in a Barrel Day
Nov. 10, 2003 - The Wrath of Grapes
Nov. 08, 2003 - "It's pronounced 'Tie-tanno'. Jerk."
Nov. 02, 2003 - Obligatory "What I Did For Halloween" Entry
Oct. 31, 2003 - Pappa's Got a Squeeze Box
Oct. 29, 2003 - Radiogurl Eye For the Stupid Guy
Oct. 28, 2003 - The Agony of Her Feet
Oct. 26, 2003 - Ladies and...ok, Just the Ladies: Start Your Engines!
Oct. 25, 2003 - Vacation Day 2, and slacking fast.
Oct. 24, 2003 - Vacation, Day 1
Oct. 23, 2003 - I'm On Vacation! At Work!! Woo Hoo!!!
Oct. 22, 2003 - Ya Big Ape!
Oct. 21, 2003 - DangerSpouse Saves The Day!...but doesn't. (Pt.2)
Oct. 18, 2003 - The New Urinal Cakes Are Here! The New Urinal Cakes Are Here!
Oct. 17, 2003 - DangerSpouse Saves the Day!...but doesn't. (Pt.1)
Oct. 15, 2003 - THE CUBS WIN!!!
Oct. 14, 2003 - Disjointed Tuesday Rambling
Oct. 10, 2003 - Gasp!
Oct. 08, 2003 - You Have Been Warned
Oct. 08, 2003 - Less Fart, More Doug
Oct. 06, 2003 - Would You Like Garlic With Your Garlic Soup?
Oct. 03, 2003 - Kathy and the Jalepenos of Doom!
Oct. 01, 2003 - Oh deer.
Sept. 29, 2003 - Well well well....
Sept. 29, 2003 - Dog Day Afternoon
Sept. 27, 2003 - Channeling Barney
Sept. 27, 2003 - *Testing, testing...this thing on?*